Disclaimer: I read this as a joke and it did not disappoint.
Sofia Claremont has essentially been abandoned by her family. She has been left with her neighbors, the Hudsons, and their son, Ben, is Sofia's best friend---but Sofia wants more. She is determined to tell Ben how she feels on their trip to Cancun when she is abducted by a vampire. But the vampire has something in mind for Sofia. She will become a member of the prince's harem on a secluded, enchanted island known as The Shade. Sofia soon determines she is better off near Derek Novak, her brooding princely captor, than she is without him if she is to survive The Shade.
Yes, this is a real book. All in all, a delightfully ridiculous read.
Book 1 in the A Shade of Vampire series (yup, there's more than one book). 286 pages.
