Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert

 I'm sorry what... Ummm no. 
Aaaaaaaand we're talking about how Hitler murdered millions of people....
Well this is all morally problematic...
Hey look, this reminds me of Revenge of the Sith
meh. Like. ok.
I've heard the series goes downhill, and I'm like...actually debating whether I should keep reading the series...becuase like...I'm no quitter, but like...I don't know if I have the strength. 
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Dune by Frank Herbert

Paul:

I just like... I can't take any science fiction character seriously when their names are Paul and Jessica... like.... Modern sci-fi has ruined me, I guess.
I'm really glad that the book had a cast performing, because like....
It was good, and I can see why it was a classic, and I see all the ways that it influenced science fiction and Star Wars, but like.. 
I'm here for Chani mostly..because... like...yeah. 
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