The Fowl Twins by Eoin Colfer

I love the brothers. Just like. They're so unique and sfjkdlla
The cameos.
I'm so proud of big brother
368 Pages

The Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer

The twins. They're fantastic
The vibes: 


So like....there's some Where the Red Fern Grows vibes there too..
I like... I'm like...perplexed..becuase like...Artemis is Artemis.
368 Pages

The Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer

I feel like there was a giant skip betwen the last book and this book...like..in terms of character...and maybe it's because there are events in between the books and there is a time jump kind of but like....
Also can we talk about OCD and paranoia and multiple personality and psychosis, and how debilitating it can be, and how important it is to be supportive of someone who has it....just me..ok cool
Are we just going to ask like...that....never happened...if there's a weird love triangle in the last book.... wait is that why the twins get a series, so we can see cameos....
384 Pages

The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

 Artemis being a brother. Just. Perfect. I love him. 
"Plotting music. I need plotting music." Mood
No. 1!!!!
Mulch!
We really do be bringing new meaning to self-hatred.
480 Pages

The Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer

It's just so funny. Like. The reader does voices, and they're just. Chef's kiss. 
Can Artemis please have some background music when he's saving the day, please...because like..
I think this is the last one that I actually read so like...the cliffhanger
432 Pages

The Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer

The iconic sass and hilarity. Chef's kiss
Also. Holly just loves Artemis. 
Everything is just so clever and like. gaaaaaaaaaah
384 Pages

The Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer

My child growing a heart.
Juliet. Can we just. like appreciate her.
And Butler. As always.
And Mulch. Of course.
hehehe. Butler and Mulch at the end.
384 Pages

The Arctic Incident by Eoin Colfer

I apparently don't know how to spell Arctic, because I thought it was Artic
I love all of the characters. Butler, Mulch, Artemis, Holly, Butler, Mulch, 
My little grinch child, heart growing and all that
352 Pages

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

Yeah I'm re-reading this series (because I don't think I ever finished it)
I love Butler.
The mystery. The coding. Children's literature. 
320 Pages