Winston Brothers series by Penny Reid

*It's a spin-off of the knitting in the city (specifically book 4)
I love all of their middle names.
Also I read these like....before December I just can't blog anymore

Truth or Beard
Do I want a man who restores old cars and can be a getaway driver. Yes.
Cletus be being Cletus.
390 Pages

Grin and Beard It
Jethro is a sweetie and we stan.
we go nuts for donuts.
DREW MY FIRST GREEN VALLEY LOVE.
404 Pages 

Beard Science
I love this book. Do I reread it regularly. Yes.
Yes it's because I love Cletus. He scheming. Armadillos.
Jennifer being a people watcher.
Their lessons.
Also the mall scene. Iconic.
485 Pages

Beard in Mind
Ok but Beau helping Shelly with her OCD and like...fdksnk
He so concerned. We stan.
I relate to Shelly so much. Like. The entire teacup scene. Me. And 
470 Pages

Dr. Strange Beard
When this book is the set up for Billy's book.
But also Simone. Queen.
I hear Roscoe, and my brain immediately goes to the Doberman guard dog from Oliver and Company.
Billy my love.
417 Pages

Beard With Me
16 year old Billy
We gets backstory that they keep hinting at
Little 15 year old Cletus.
*cries about the cabin.
354 Pages

Beard Necessities
*Starts crying because it's Billy. He deserves the world. He precious. Must protect.
Also it's in Italy.
And there's scheming.
And conflict resolution.
334 Pages

Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros

Tairn rage is my favorite.
Andarna's rage is also my favorite.
Xaden. Heart eyes. That's attractive.


It's the MMC feeding the FMC for me.
ALEXA PLAY END GAME.
Tairn going to see Sgaeyl:
Help I'm crying.

everyone reacting to their pda is either:
or 
Violet:

How I imagine that scene happening

Me: 

Heart of a rider.
*me until they announce the next book or give us any update.

623 Pages

Stephanie Garber Shenanigans

Legendary
When Jacks shows up.
451 Pages

Finale
When Evangeline shows up in a cameo
478 Pages

Once Upon a Broken Heart
I once again want to have bright colored hair. Blue or Rose colored.
Pages

The Ballad of Never After
The relationship growth. The weird cabin place. I can't.
The fact that Jacks room is just....covered in apple cores. I love it. It's a choice.
*starts crying.
403 Pages

A Curse for True Love
I'm not crying. You're crying.
WE GET JACKS PERSPECTIVE. I love him.
Apollo Apollo Apollo
448 Pages

10 Things That Never Happened by Alexis Hall

When they casually mention the "child of a rockstar": Lucien. You're talking about Lucien.
Me trying to see if they made cameo appearances in Boyfriend/Husband Material....because I know it's in the same world.
The found family. Except the family is actually a family and it's Christmas.
400 Pages

Knitting in the City series by Penny Reid

So I read these from August to October and forgot to post them.

Neanderthal Seeks Human
Jamie is me. She says weird things. She has random facts.
The absolute ridiculousness.
374 Pages

Neanderthal Marries Human
I was expecting this to be a short story. But it's like...an actual book
386 Pages

Friends Without Benefits
Ok but the narrator gave Nico an Italian accent for 2/3 of the book...and he's from IOWA. Like yes his family is Italian, and he speaks Italian at home, but like...no.
I love Nico. Must be protected.
404 Pages

Love Hacked
I know I'm not Sandra but like... I feel like if I ever went on dates, that would happen to me. Except for the Alex part.
But also she takes her dates to an Indian restaurant and Alex is trying to figure out why all the guys walk out crying.
396 Pages

Beauty and the Mustache
I love everyone. Like. Drew is wonderful. Goals
The brothers. The shenanigans. The fact that they get their own series. Like. All of them. Jethro. Billy. Cletus.
Mic drop for Billy talking to his dad. Like. Chef's kiss.
370 Pages

Ninja at First Sight
Ok so I'm nothing like Fiona but Fiona is me. Specifically the naivete and college nerdiness...except I'm not athletic at all.
Greg Greg Greg Greg Greg.
Fiona and Greg origin story.
140 Pages

Happily Ever Ninja
Ok but like...seeing an established relationship and stuff.
I love Greg. He's an idiot sometimes. But I love him.
"They could learn it on the streets"
310 Pages

Dating-ish
Matt casually coming over to Greg and Fiona's house and eating food. Totally isn't going to backfire on him.
Also. I feel like the blurb gives Marie slightly different vibes than she is--like...She's writing an article...
354 Pages

Marriage of Inconvenience
Dan Dan the Security Man. From Bawston.
When Kat and Dan have been tip-toeing around each other because of a miscommunication. Ughhhhhh.
496 Pages

Fall of Ruin and Wrath by Jennifer Armentrout

Kind of slow paced for most of the book.
*laughs uncomfortably. Yeah this is adult fantasy.
Am I comparing it to FBAA... A little bit.
It was cool.
432 Pages

Sword Catcher by Cassandra Clare

Did someone say Dred Pirate Roberts.
So like....This felt like it was a lot of set up/exposition heavy.
No shade, but you can tell she's trying to make it new adult.
The concept is cool, but I feel like I've read it already
604 Pages

Two Wrongs Make a Right and Better Hate than Never by Chloe Liese

Two Wrongs Make a Right
It's the neurodiversity representation. Like... not being able to eat certain foods because textures and like. having big feelings and fixating. sfjkldsfjkldsfjkld
337 Pages

Better Hate Than Never
It's the note on the flowers.
The ADHD and the forgetfulness and the time blindness.
336 Pages

me: sits here waiting for sister 3, even though she's my least favorite because I wanted to strangle her all through the first book.

The Name Drop by Susan Lee

Ok but like...the one plot hole....how can no one know that the heir to a tech company is a guy.
But also they got to switch places and do the things they want to do. Like. He got to be normal and just try things and she got to be in charge of things and have idea.
Jessica being...kind of clueless and Elijah actually knowing what's going on.
Also. NEW YORK ADVENTURES.
299 Pages

The Scarlet Veil by Shelby Mahurin

If this is a love triangle. I can't.
Reid's just trying his best. Poor boi.
The reason why men shouldn't be in charge: they don't listen and they stupid.
No proof until there's a body.
640 Pages

TS Song: YOYOK, Champagne Problems, You're Losing Me

Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus

But instead of falling it's crying, and instead of minutes, it's hours. I hate it. I wish I could forget most of this book, and I won't be able to watch most of the show. Because I can't. yes it's about Calvin.
That scene where Max bringing the Grinch tools.
Six-Thirty is the precursor to Bunny the Dog. Must protect.
390 Pages

After the Forest by Kell Woods

Me IMMEDIATELY knowing what's up with the bear.
It's the scary talking book that gives me Hocus Pocus + horcrux vibes
Greta making magical gingerbread from a book she stole from the witch in the gingerbread house.
This is my favorite kind of book and I love it.
384 Pages