Rise of the School for Good and Evil by Soman Chainani

It's a prequel to School for Good and Evil, and we get to see the brothers interacting. The origins of the mascots and the castles and like.. jdfksal;fjsa
And it was read by Kit Young. love it.
384 Pages

Beasts and Beauty: Dangerous Tales by Soman Chainani

Ok but I love this. It's a collection of fairy tales in short story form, rather than like....a whole book-full.
Soman Chainani making me feel things, and crying. Did one scene remind me of the episode of The Twilight Zone that attacks me on a personal level. Yes. 
 336 Pages

One True King by Soman Chainani

Merlin's beard...hehe

SOPHIE WhAt Do YoU mEaN "At least" Excuse you. 

I love Merlin
ExCuSe YoU giving me advice in my quarter-life crisis...
Sorry I just have the classic "It's me--don't shoot" joke in my head...the real one would never turn down the opportunity to die....
Ooooooh Indiana Jones
Insert Eliza Hamilton gasp
Ok so I have a ship endgame, and like...if it doesn't happen I might die. 
This seems like a Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean issue....
Did I scream "NOOOO" at a plot twist in the work parking lot as I was leaving and get concerned looks from coworkers....yes...
......Why would you end it there.
624 Pages

A Crystal of Time by Soman Chainani

*Moral relativism* y'all.
Can we please just let the children take naps. 
~*~*~Character Growth ~*~*~
I'm not saying I'm rooting for the snake, but like..
...Make it pink. Make it blue.
Ok so on that side, I don't know who I'm rooting for....
Man this is the Lion King and Deathly Hallows
WTF. COME ON. I NEED THE NEXT BOOK. AND AGAIN. THE AUDIOBOOK IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND
688 Pages

Quests for Glory by Soman Chainani

Don't mind my uncomfortable laughing
Teddy. Honey. I love you. 

I still hate Sophie. I think her personality just grinds on me the wrong way.
Oh no...Nope nope. Ugh.
Did I see that coming. Yes. And no... Mostly no. 
672 Pages

The Last Ever After by Soman Chainani

Ohhhhh. The first book was about fighting over the boy, the second was fighting over Agatha, and the third fighting over Sophie...smort.
Guys. They all have two hands.
No. Not that fanfic trope. Drat.
LANCELOT. GO. OFF.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AHHHHHHH
Ok we good.
704 Pages 

A World Without Princes by Soman Chainani

....Following butterflies....
Sophie: Agatha wouldn't leave me for a boy
Agatha: 

(and honestly....Same Agatha)
Chamber of Secrets Hermione
Sophie really do be reminding me of Mother Gothel.... I. Hate. Her. 
Her name means butterfly. I feel like we need to put it together.
Like I said...Wicked vibes
512 Pages

The School of Good and Evil by Soman Chainani

So like....I want to murder Sophie. And Agatha deserves the world and needs to be protected at all costs.
Prince what's his name reminds me of Nick Jonas's character from Ugly Dolls

There's also so many Glinda and Elphaba vibes. Like. All of the Wicked vibes
544 Pages