How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

 How to Talk to your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism and Other Dangers that Threaten their Nine Lives
by Zachary Auburn
Pages: 144
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Collection of essays on how to talk to your cat about important life issues from gun safety to drugs to cults. Parody of parenting guides with a liberal bent.

Poetry from Scratch: A Kitten's Book of Verse

 Poetry from Scratch: A Kitten's Book of Verse
by Jennifer McCartney

5 out of 5 stars

96 pages

Modeled after A Child's Book of Verse this poetry book collected by Jennifer McCartney includes poems based on classic works as well as new works all "written" by cats. According to the introduction these poems are written by the cats of the cafe Biblioteca Batto in Milan and our translated here into English for the first time. A fun book for anyone who loves cats. A great book for anyone who loves cats and poetry.

The Dangerous Book for Dogs: A Parody by Rex & Sparky

The Dangerous Book for Dogs: A Parody by Rex & Sparky

What has become of a dog's life? The Dangerous Book for Dogs sets out to answer that very question, providing a solid instruction manual for dogs. Need help figuring out the best ways to embarrass your human? Done. Not sure how to escape the humiliating costume your owner wants to force you into? Rex and Sparky will tell you all you need to know. Also containing portraits of famous dogs throughout history as well as tales of notable walks, this short how-to guide is a must for any dog who just isn't quite sure about their purpose in life.

192 pages.

 

"The Devious Book for Cats: A Parody" by Fluffy & Bonkers

This book is borrowed from Tammy P. and is written by cats for cats.  It has advice on lots of topics like cardboard boxes, catnip, kitty litter, grooming, vacuum cleaners, and my favorite, crazy cat ladies.  There are also plenty of devious instructions in chapters like "Getting Away With It," "Secrets of Daredevil Cats," "The Pros and Cons of Being Sullen," and "Toying With Allergy Sufferers."  It's a good thing cats can't read or we would all be in big trouble!  224 pages.

My Lady Jane by Cynthia Hand

Summary: A hilarious re-telling of the 9-day ruling of Lady Jane Grey over the English monarchy. 

I loooooove this book! Some of the jokes and imagery were hilarious! 

My Lady Jane is a refreshing and fun take on historical fiction. It's from the view of 3 protagonists: King Edward, Jane Grey, and Jane's arranged Gifford Dudley. It changes the history and adds some happily ever after to a quite tragic real-life story. 


491 pages