Fall of Ruin and Wrath by Jennifer Armentrout

Kind of slow paced for most of the book.
*laughs uncomfortably. Yeah this is adult fantasy.
Am I comparing it to FBAA... A little bit.
It was cool.
432 Pages

A Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout

It's a re-read and I'm feeling things...and I'm also looking for all the clues. 
Rereads= more appreciation for Kieran (and obvs for Cas as well).
574 Pages

From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout

It's the re-read before the newest release in a week for me. Me knowing what's gonna happen, I like...can notice the hints. 
I've heard so much about these characters and seen so much fanart and I love them.
Hawke. What can I say. He's Hawke.
Poppy is just. I love her. She's so fierce and I just can't.
Vikter. Dad. That's all I'm going to say
My brain just went:

Also Alexa play Taylor Swift's "Willow" and "Red" Cause that fits.
The mystery. The intrigue. The drama. 
627 Pages

The Crown of Gilded Bones by Jennifer L. Armentrout

ADVENTURES y'all.
ok so this is spicy and I was not prepared for it (even though I knew it was spicy). Like I thought I was ready, but I. was. not. 
I just... love all of the mythology and the characters and I can't. 
Me after finishing this because now I've finished basically all that Jennifer has written so far (and because of the classic Jennifer Armentrout ending):

625 Pages

Grace and Glory by Jennifer L Armentrout

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE HAVE ANGELS COVERED IN EYES. FINALLY WE DOING BIBLICAL ANGELS AND NOT THE ROMANTICIZED VERSION.
....I'm chill. 
Ok but the classic Jennifer Armentrout character---AKA the quirky friend who listens to the main character. Peanut, I love you. 
Well well well... It looks like my theory of the crossover may not be a crack theory after all.... yes it's the gemstones and ley lines. 

Come on Jennifer. Give me the crossover this world deserves. 

on your left
staaaaaaaaaaahp. you can't just bring up West Virginia
"Nope rope" "Danger noodle"
hehehe snow.
aaaaaaand now I need to go through the series and re-read that character to see if I can catch easter eggs. 
Jennifer staaaaaaaaaaaaahp. You are killing me. killing me. 
512 Pages

A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire by Jennifer L Armentrout

Hawke just making me feel things
Me frantically reading the last half of the book because it was due and now I don't remember the plot because I'm reading the third book so I have to look up the plot because yeah. 
Casteel is cool.
Kieran is just. Great. 
The dimples. The dimples. The dimples.
Beckett is too pure.
y'all things are stressful.
Poppy is so fierce. And I'm here for it. 
Angst and pining galore. Ding dongs. 
But the vampires and werewolves.... I'm just like....this is great. 
Just. Let. Them. Nap. Is that too much to ask
641 Pages

From Blood and Ash by Jennifer L. Armentrout

So this is Armentrout's first dive (at least to my knowledge) into high fantasy, so like...the world building is expositiony a bit at the beginning..but it picks up by like Chapter 9 and it felt more like Armentrout's typical style. (I come for the characters)
I've heard so much about these characters and seen so much fanart and I love them.
Hawke. What can I say. He's Hawke.
Poppy is just. I love her. She's so fierce and I just can't.
Vikter. Dad. That's all I'm going to say
My brain just went:

The mystery. The intrigue. The drama. 
I love the world and all the different creatures. I love Armentrout's twist on it.
I guessed the spoilers... but like...they were good, and I'm interested to see how everything plays out.
627 Pages

The Brightest Night by Jennifer L. Armentrout

Luc and Evie... I can't. Like...dskjfklsajfksjafkjaskfdjasdf
Kat and Daemon. I can't. I can't. Someone send help. I can't.
The banana... I love it. Little feet and socks... I just.. heart explodes.
The sass.. chef's kiss.
Grayson perplexes me...
(Ok does anyone else love Luc's love of llamas, and the fact that Jennifer Armentrout also has llamas...because samesies)
Hey look... Jennifer Armentrout predicting the future...again. 
Alexa play the "Oh No" tiktok song.
Aaaaaaaaaaand now we wait. 
512 Pages

Brave by Jennifer L. Armentrout

Children.... just talk to each other
Fabian reminds me of someone and I can't remember who.
God I love Tink....Do I picture Brad Mondo...yes.
Staaaaaaaaaaap.
364 Pages

Torn by Jennifer L. Armentrout

Really guys... Calm down
Tink
Ew gif
I saw that coming. I called it. I knew it. 
368 Pages

The Burning Shadow by Jennifer L. Armentrout

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Luc is a gentleman (the walking on the left side so that he's closer to the road)...I can't....
Jennifer Armentrout really do be predicting the year of our Lord 2020....
I am always down for scary boy being soft for one girl.
Can someone please love me like Luc loves Evie... Plz. Please.
 464 Pages

The Darkest Star by Jennifer L. Armentrout

gkjfskldjklsafjdklsjafkljsalfj CAMEOS.
I'm not saying get rid of April, but like.
Luc has iconic shirts, and I love him.
oh the snark
ok Jennifer. Stop making jokes about angels and aliens in the two universes where they could be in a crossover. Or give me the crossover, you coward.
Babe he can probably hear you thinking.
Ohhhhh the Twilight vibes.

384 Pages

Storm and Fury by Jennifer L. Armentrout

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Trinity saying "I want it all"
My brain: 

@Clay: 

hehehe. Does wing size matter?

OH. MY. GOSH. DO WE GET TO SEE MY FAVORITE BOY.
hehe gray sweatpants
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Ope, yeah this is new adult. 

And I'm feeling things
512 Pages

Rage and Ruin by Jennifer L. Armentrout

"I was thinking we chill" smirking emoji
We don't deserve Zayne. We don't
I love how they're all yelling "not alien." I see you Jennifer. Gimme the crossover of all crossovers
"Nowhere" suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure Zayne.
The angst. The miscommunication.
I really do love Bambi.
Ok theologically, that's incorrect, but I'll let it slide this time.
Umm. Excuse me? That's where they leave me.
544 Pages

Wicked by Jennifer Armentrout

Yeah, they're making this into a movie and I'm reading all of Jennifer Armentrout.
Jennifer. Please. I don't have the strength for a love triangle. (and I'm only three chapters in)
Children. (ok they're adults, but CHILDREN). Why are they so thirsty.
ok but does he have a bedframe?
And I called it. I fricking called it.

406 Pages

Every Last Breath by Jennifer Armentrout

....Is this Thumper:
Don't mind me. I'm just.... gonna be over there on the floor crying. For multiple reasons. 
My ship is so cute. I love them.
Roth is still my favorite and I would die for him. 
BAAAAAAAAAAAMBI.
All these kids gon need therapy. 
384 Pages

Stone Cold Touch by Jennifer Armentrout

"Dean was much like Sam" ...really Jennifer...really...must you?
fjdklsajfkdajfkljafklsaj d my ship
...YA has conditioned me to think that whenever a boy insults a girl and says "he was pretending" to read it as "I'm lying to protect you because I love you".....that's not problematic at all....
And here I thought the cure for hangovers was greasy food. 
Flower and Bluebell. All of the crying emojis.
I love Roth. I know we know this. But I love him.
480 Pages

White Hot Kiss by Jennifer Armentrout

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaambi
...He drives an Impala

Armentrout really do love sassy children and boys who love their cars.
Any time Roth says "Stony" my brain thinks of Mushu from Mulan.
Thumper
....I have so many feelings
400 Pages

Shadows by Jennifer Armentrout

We're identical...like seriously...my brain is constantly thinking "they're twins so they look the same" and "I've never heard of two pretty friends"
Alexa play "I Can Hear the Bells"

Adam truly is Willy Wonka.... I love him

192 Pages

Opposition by Jennifer Armentrout

BETHANY I LOVE YOU
Archer. I also love you.

Jennifer Armentrout predicted 2020.
Ow....We all gonna need all the therapy. 
They are so thirsty. I love it. 
Why can't we have nice things?
.....Bro are we gonna have a callback to the story Daemon told Kat?
That's it?!? Yeah... I really went to her Wattpad and read the other extras she wrote...I'm fine. 
326 Pages