Every Last Breath by Jennifer Armentrout

....Is this Thumper:
Don't mind me. I'm just.... gonna be over there on the floor crying. For multiple reasons. 
My ship is so cute. I love them.
Roth is still my favorite and I would die for him. 
BAAAAAAAAAAAMBI.
All these kids gon need therapy. 
384 Pages

We Free the Stars by Hafash Faizal

God the slow burn and the YEARNING

Ok but like....identity and darkness and like ajdklfjaklfjla
Trauma and healing and ;fjkldsasfjkldajkldsa; How dare Hafsah Faizal hit me where I'm at.
"the striking realization..the normal lived was not at all normal"
Hey look. there's the scene from the cover. 
Hey look. There's the title. 
What I expected to be the climax happened at the middle of the book, so you know like...the author has stuff planned... 

So I am ruined. No one talk to me. I just want my physical copy of the book to come in already so that I can underline and tab the ENTIRE book. I don't know how I'm going to recover from this book. Like...I just want to read it and read it and read it and read it. 
Chef's kiss. 

592 Pages

A Deathless Divide by Justina Ireland

Aaaaaaaand there goes my ship....
meh
560 Pages

Ready Player Two by Ernest Cline

Whelp....I mean...that's one way to look at life and it's meaning...
YAAAAAAAAS THEY FINALLY REFERENCED SWORD ART ONLINE. FINALLY
Oh my gosh the John Hughes world. 
We stan Artemis. 
Me and my Lord of the Rings corner
384 Pages

Magyk by Angie Sage

...I am, as always, suspicious when someone says that someone died.
Being introduced to a specific character with a certain name. I mean....The series name has "Sept" in it...which means...seven

I'm not saying I have a ship...but I have a ship....
608 Pages

They Wish They Were Us by Jessica Goodman

I am so stressed out and worried for the children.
Like this whole situation is giving me a panic attack...All of the tension.
Ok but all of the Mean Girls vibes. With some Heathers and Pretty Little Liars thrown in. 
All of this hazing is giving me anxiety...
Not saying I called it, but I called it.
Hey look. There's the title.
336 Pages

All These Monsters by Amy Tintera

Ok but the phrase "someone has it worse" Honey no....that is not how trauma works.
....my instincts...they popping..
Hey look at that gaslighting.
And I knew. I knew I could scope out characters.
I wanna be like "Babe, Clara who hurt you"....but we all know...it was her dad.
I wish we had more monster lore. But you know. Whatevs.
Hey look...the title tie in.
464 Pages

The Court of Miracles by Kester Grant

Hears the name "Eponine" ..... LES MISERABLES
...Istg if this ends likes Les Mis.... I'm just stressed because I took a class on the French Revolution and I can't.

"like a suicide into the Sienne" ...really
Me trying to find the other characters. d
THE CHAPTER TITLE. istg
....sfjkdafklsajfljasfljsa;f
416 Pages

Instant Karma by Marissa Meyer

Ok but they are so cute... like.... I have all the warm and fuzzies. 
I'm going to go fall and cry in a corner because cute nice boys.
Quint is adorable and I love him and I would die for him. Too pure.
Prudence I love you. You are my spirit. I mean minus the....yeah it's fine.
What I would give for a storm.....Ahem....I mean...
It had Freaky Friday vibes, and some Last Song vibes (but without all the Nicholas Sparks heartache).
It was cute, it was fluffy, it was soft. Cute baby animals, cute boys. Sign me up. 
400 Pages

Stone Cold Touch by Jennifer Armentrout

"Dean was much like Sam" ...really Jennifer...really...must you?
fjdklsajfkdajfkljafklsaj d my ship
...YA has conditioned me to think that whenever a boy insults a girl and says "he was pretending" to read it as "I'm lying to protect you because I love you".....that's not problematic at all....
And here I thought the cure for hangovers was greasy food. 
Flower and Bluebell. All of the crying emojis.
I love Roth. I know we know this. But I love him.
480 Pages

The Near Witch by V.E. Schwab

Schwab makes me so anxious because she wrecks me with her stories.
Ok but like...Hunger Games vibes of the mom and the sisters. And then the Rise of the Guardian (Dreamworks) vibes and Hocus Pocus vibes.
...I'm just gonna be over here crying....because I love them. They're perfect for each other and I can't... I don't have the strength.
320 Pages

Kingdom of the Wicked by Kerri Maniscalco

My Catholic butt seeing all these deadly sins personified.
I mean I didn't like her, so I'm not really upset.
So my brain is just thinking about the differences between jealousy
and envy...because envy is rooted in resentment (Fr. Mike)
"I even wrote it down in my diary"
See this is where I wish I knew Latin...
My Fullmetal Alchemist butt thinking of all the deadly sins personified...except we missing a few...
448 Pages

The Afterlife of Holly Chase by Cynthia Hand

yes I know it's January and I'm listening to a Christmas book. shhhhh
Ok but the Grinch references "wonderful, awful idea" "thought up a lie and thought it up quick" and maybe a reference to the Lindsey Lohan Parent Trap with "peppermint and tobacco"
And all of the warm and fuzzies. 
416 Pages

The Bone Witch by Rin Chupeco

...why do I have a bad feeling about this? Like..I have a feeling that this book is going to hurt me...a lot. 
Ok so the magic is cool.
Also I don't like this chick who's being mean.
Why am I not surprised that he's the boy she likes....And now I'm worried about the other ships.
448 Pages

White Hot Kiss by Jennifer Armentrout

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaambi
...He drives an Impala

Armentrout really do love sassy children and boys who love their cars.
Any time Roth says "Stony" my brain thinks of Mushu from Mulan.
Thumper
....I have so many feelings
400 Pages

Dread Nation by Justina Ireland

I love that the chapter titles are like chapter titles of books that would have been published during the Civil War.
Aaaand I'm going to strangle all of these racists. 
Historical fiction + fighting zombies. Sign me up.
......I am concerned for a very specific character.
480 Pages

Dark Shores by Danielle L. Jensen

Pirates. Yes. People of color. Yes.
Marcus is cool... I'm stressed about some things, but he's cool.
That's the end?!?!
384 Pages

Everless by Sara Holland

There are so many fairy tale vibes in this story
Ok but the blood time magic concept.
I'm just gonna be in the corner with the cranky boys.
Did I see that coming...Yeah... It's ok 
384 Pages

Dividing Eden by Joelle Charbonneau

uh oh....
I'm suspicious of literally everyone except Andreus and freckles.
Ok but it's a test of humility....so like....this is gonna go bad.
Just kidding. I trust no one.

"Are you calling me a liar?"

TALK TO EACH OTHERJUST FREAKING TALK.

All of them.
Alexa play "You Ruined Everything" from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (That's not the title, but searching the lyrics will get it)....
432 Pages
 

The Princess Companion by Melanie Cellier

Ok but like...I can't. I like that this isn't about one of the common fairy tales.
Max is cool. We stan.
The twins. Adorbs.
Also....Ella....
348 Pages