Turtles All the Way Down by John Green

Ok but in all seriousness. I have lots of feelings about this book and I already love it. I love Davis.
Mustard. Yup. Mustard. Just Aza's thoughts on her own mental illness and herself...accurate. The self hatred and identity crisis.
Ok so open-ended ending that technically isn't open-ended...
320 Pages

Rilla of Ingelside by L.M. Montgomery

Monday 😭😭
Walter😭😭😭
I do not like knowing things ahead of time..
I love Walter. I love him I love him I love him
Me frantically signing Child Custody papers
Someone kill Irene...and someone kill Mary too.
Ok Mary can stay.
Shirley. I swear.
Too pure..
Ok but I love historical novels, even if they were written during the events...
Palm Sunday...
277 Pages

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern

I love the world building and the characters and the premise... DSAJKLFDA;JKLSFGDAJKLSGDA;JKLSFDAJKL
Bowler hat guy.....Meet the Robinsons, anyone?
Marco Marco Marco....
What is it with boys with green eyes and umbrellas....
What... What is going on. I am confusion. Is this Tuck Everlasting. Is this Kate and Leopold. Is this The Time Traveler's Wife? I DON'T FREAKING KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
I have lots of feelings. And I can't talk about them because spoilers.
Marco must be another reason why I'm single.
Celia is a goddess and I love her.
Bailey. Heart eyes.
....And every song that is on my Spotify Top Songs 2019 fits...The Greatest Show (Panic! at the Disco), Rewrite the Stars, Mirrors by JT; It's because all the songs/music videos are circus themed, isn't it?.....So this is my life.
516 Pages

Blood Spell by C.J. Redwine

Sign language...YAAAAAAS
Protective older brothers. Heart eyes. Everything I've ever wanted. I'm fine. I'm dying. I can't.
I love Keenan. I love Keenan. I love Keenan. (For some reason he reminds me of Soren from the Dragon Prince).
You can't just name someone Nessa and expect me to not make Wicked References.... "What Is This Feeling?", anyone?
I repeat as I always repeat.... WHERE IS THE FANART AND FANFICTION.
Emotional vulnerability. Heart eyes
I love Grandmere. She sassy. *Grabs wand and starts throwing random threats* Samesies.
When two people can be themselves and they bring out the best in each other and see each other for who they are, and not who they pretend to be. Showing each other that they matter. Your girl loves it when someone is like "You matter; keep on living"
...Are books the reason I'm single?
*You can't kill me vine*
448 Pages

Anne of Windy Poplars by L.M. Montgomery

....Did she omit the best parts...Anne come on. I live for romantic letters. This is how L.M. Montgomery is torturing me: Withholding Anne's romantic bits of her letters, and withholding Gilbert's letters. Curses.
I love Anne. She still reminds me so much of myself. The whole tendency for people to just share things with me.
....He's chloroforming her....
WHY WOULD YOU SKIP THE TWO MONTHS. L.M. Montgomery torments and vexes me.
Yup Anne knew where THAT conversation with Terry was going.
Can someone please punch Hazel.
Elizabeth...You deserve every tomorrow.

264 Pages

Anne of the Island by L.M. Montgomery

ANNE ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? He was three feet in front of you and YOU FREAKING MISSED. You have so many feelings and you can express them in writing and yet here we are. Here I am in fangirl pain. It's not fair.
Thank you Lavendar.
Phil oh my gosh. Come on. Feelings...Feelings. Denial....Anne I really hope you notice the similarities and get your act together.
Anne, you are giving me a giant lump on my head because I keep hitting myself for how stupid you are. Anne STAHP
....There's a Christine...What the--- I hate my name. I'm going to strangle everyone.

.....No comment.


243 Pages

The Queen of Nothing by Holly Black

I AM SO GLAD THIS FANDOM HAS FANART AND FANFICTION.
Silent pterodactyl screeching
Cardan, my baby, I love you. Have you been watching John Mulaney?... He is so smug and it is wonderful
I love Cardan because he knows how amazing and fierce his woman is...
Jude I love you. You is fierce and you is smart.
...I need more than an epilogue...That's...that's not the end.
Are there some Christ metaphors... Yes. At least to me.. But spoilers
To scheming and more scheming.

320 Pages

Anne of Avonlea by L.M. Montgomery

Anne I love you. You are so silly. she just falls into trouble so much...saaame.
Also I love that she encourages everyone during a party to say whatever comes into their minds...
Paul.. You deserve the world and you must be protected at all costs.
....They're ignoring my ship and I feel attacked....I need more Gilbert... Give me Gilbert or give me death...
Oh my Gosh Ms. Lavendar. Yaass
Anne is a shipper and a fangirl and you cannot convince me otherwise.
The way Anne feels about Diann when she gets a boyfriend.... Seriously, same Anne. You are me.
....If I'm going to have to wait this long for my Gilbert, I might die.
282 Pages

How to Betray a Dragon's Hero by Cressida Cowell

I just love picturing Toothless in a little winter coat. He is so ridiculous and I love him. He is so spiteful in such a childish way. I'm not cold. Actually I'm really hot. I need to go home to cool down. Toothless being cheeky never gets old. I will always love the way David Tennant plays him.

Snotlout....Can we just frame the whole chapter... The whole "If I stop being angry..." Chef's kiss.
*You know what that is? Growth.* gif Emotional depth.

416 Pages

How to Fight a Dragon's Fury by Cressida Cowell

There were dragons when I was a boy...How dare they..
My little boy growing up and learning things.
Gif of Mushu "My little baby is all grown up and savin' China." Frame all the lessons.
Just frame the whole last chapter and epilogue. Why did I think I could listen to this while I was driving?
I just want a poster of "Not the Settling Kind"
496 Pages

Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery

I love Anne. She is me. She's so dramatic. She's so extra. She loves anything that's romantic....Same. Enneagram 4 unite... Marilla going on about how she keeps talking...me when I was younger...I feel attacked.
Practicing her emotions and her acting. Don't be alarmed if you hear me wailing in the background...Someone tell my neighbors that....I react to my TV shows....
Marilla is so sassy.
Matthew...Heart eyes.
OH MY GOSH JUST GET TOGETHER ALREADY
...You did not just make me feel things...How dare. No.Nope nope nope.
Marilla...did you seriously just...you are a subtle shipper.
Gilbert!! Crying cat meme. Just put a freaking ring on it. I can't handle this.
308 Pages

Catechism of the Catholic Church-Image Book (Editor)

I love learning more about the basic beliefs of my faith and knowing more precisely why we believe things. I love how it's organized and how many references to the scripture and to Church writings there were.There are so many quotes!
I think I have like a third of the book underlined.
St. Augustine, St. Therese of Lisieux, and St. Thomas Aquinas, y'all!

825 Pages

The Traitor Prince by C. J. Redwine

Javan, the cute nerd who's never gone out and studies all the time to make his dad proud...I feel attacked. Awkward dancing...like seriously same...same.....But how did he go from awkward to smooth in three seconds flat...teach me your ways.
*Banging pots and pans together* HONOR HONOR HONOR HONOR.... I'm fine... Javan...Heart eyes....I wanna know what aura I give off....Can my future husband take more notes please....because I love Javan. I stan characters who see themselves as monsters, and their love interests insisting that they're more than that. This story fills a core desire that weighs on my heart a lot....I need help. I love Sajda and Javan's interactions. *ten different crying gifs*
....And he prays...I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine... I love him. Can I keep him?
Fictional characters are the reason I'm single because my standards are so high....

I repeat once again. HOW IS THERE NOT MORE FANART.
432 Pages

How to Seize a Dragon's Jewel by Cressida Cowell, Read by David Tennant

I love that Toothless is learning to be polite...and he's so proud of himself.
I love how he constantly goes around saying that he is the most important lost thing.
I love Toothless so freaking much.
I need some fanart of Hiccup Neville-ing up. Because I've seen movie Hiccup....But I want book Hiccup.
You can't just write about suffering, growing up, and becoming a hero and not expect me to start waving a lighter over my head...
Epilogues always get me, y'all. I'm not crying, you're crying.
416 Pages

How to Steal a Dragon's Sword by Cressida Cowell Read by David Tennant

Is this a children's book... I did not sign up for these lessons (I love them, but still)...and stress...
Just frame the entire intro that comes before the prologue..
I know it says don't blame the story for being dark....
My eyes aren't watering...It's raining outside.
My beautiful baby child deserves the world and he doesn't deserve to be stressed.
Oh my gosh Toothless.. You are my spirit animal. Jealous of best friend having other friends... I do need my ego stroked. You are so cute and so loved.

384 Pages

Broken Throne by Victoria Aveyard

Mom's diary... Crying...And scenes from her life... I love knowing ships that are endgame. Why....Baby Cal....Soft baby hair... Baby..Baby boy
Julian and all the geography...Was there a Missouri reference....
Shade Shade Shade you never change. Heart eyes.
You can't just have them mirror a previous conversation...How dare you attack me in this way.
You can't just hint at post cannon and not give me more information. You can't show me babies and tell me nothing else. You can't tell me there names and nothing else... That is cruel and inhumane. Where where is the fanfiction...is she going to tell me more or just leave me completely in the dark to come up with cute scenes on my own....I did not sign up to be a fanfic writer and I cannot do the characters justice...Is there a letter I can sign to make her write more post-cannon....

496 Pages

War Storm by Victoria Aveyard

I loved having more perspectives to hear from...
Sad puppy.
I really hope this doesn't turn into a Gale situation...
Do y'all know how much anxiety I'm having...I haven't breathed in like....five hours...I am having a stomach ache from anxiety throughout basically the entire second half of the book...
Cal Cal cal... Little anxious baby with a heart of gold. Sinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs. Mother-son relationships... You can't just write things like that and expect me not to cry. I'm not ok...
You call her Nannabelle...Seriously?
I'm a romantic soooo reconciliations...being anxious about the well-being of the other...Flirting with death helps with the bonding, right? Binocular sharing and com sets. Princess Diaries 2 moment where Mia is talking to Grandma through the ear piece...
No Man's Land from Wonder Woman plays in the background.
I'm so proud of my sweetie Kilorn.
The moment in Space Jam where Bill Murray comes running in to play for the Looney Tunes team.
Beauty and the Beast plays in the background

Stomach Ache was worth it.

672 Pages

Renegades by Marissa Meyer

Y'all I live for villains who think they're heroes. Sign me up. Evil laughter...Finally I can let out all my pent up evil laughs...
I also live for villains who are actually heroes and have the heart of a hero.
I love Marissa Meyer's world building...
Bad Reputation plays while Nova kills it. She sassy.
Adrian must be protected. He is stupid and I love him. So stupid.
When you picture a character a certain way in your head for 7/8 of the book....and you find out he looks different... I'm shook. How do you fix your brain...Crud.
Max is a boss and deserves the world.
Nova...Just...Just indulge your romantic urges for three seconds...Please.
Elphaba's No Good Deed plays in the background.
592 Pages

King's Cage by Victoria Aveyard

Emotional roller-coaster... But I shouldn't be surprised. I was anxious....and then I was happy... Y'all I saw joy face to face...and then it left me. I was ecstatic. I foolishly thought.... I forgot that happy endings are at the end of the story and that no one promises happy middles....
I keep seeing references.
Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy. Pick Me Choose Me.
The moment in Phantom of the Opera in "Twisted Every Way" where Christine runs away yelling "I can't"
Any of the battle songs from Hamilton....Particularly "Right Hand Man"... Cal is a catch and he knows it...He so sassy; he so smug...I think I have a thing for men who are confident and in leadership roles...


528 Pages

The Wish Granter by C.J. Redwine

Did she mean to reference that....Maybe....

Ok but Sebastian. Fierce women... Everyone being awkward. Body positivity. Women who love food and love eating food... FINALLY. I love Sebastian so freaking much. Awkward flirting
Women who are cunning and selfless. I have lots of feelings.

I repeat. HOW IS THERE NO FANART FOR THIS FANDOM.
448 Pages