The Assassin's Blade by Sarah J Maas

 Arobynn...... I'm not even gonna start...because honestly I just can't....Nope nope nope.
Celaena: A Memoir: 

I miss my boy.
Sand....
THE SPIDER SILK (Give me a LOTR side adventure y'all)
HORSES I LOVE HORSES


SAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Y'all...this novella....

Celaena's goals:

A Character named Wesley...yes my brain thought of Dred Pirate Roberts. 
Hey look that's abusive behavior and gaslighting, and he's not apologizing. Stab him. 

SHEET MUSIC
wait. WAIT. WAIT... Is that my son?!?!?

Eddie Redmayne and Hugh Jackman covered in sewage from Les Mis.....
Rose from Titanic yelling in the flooded halls

He done did you wrong, baby. 
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