"A Grumpy Book: Disgruntled Tips and Activities Designed to Put a Frown on Your Face" by Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat, oh, Grumpy Cat, how do I love thee?  Your lovely little face is so adorable and expressive that it makes me smile.  I know you that you would say, "NO," but I can't help it.  Your tips on getting and staying in a grumpy mood are invaluable in today's "look on the bright side" world.  You even provide some negative facts to do so, my favorite of which is "Flowers are cesspools of bee urine and hummingbird spit."  Priceless.  You also provide grumpy games, demotivational posters, and grumpy moments from your incredible life.  (Bonus:  Pictures of your brother, Pokey.)  What else can I say?  I am proud to be one of your minions; you are my role model for grumpiness.  96 awful pages.